May 2013
tawnyshine:
cowboybeboop:
viste:
cowboybeboop:
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
YAHOOLIGAN
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
royal-high:
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
bombliate:
how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
thebatteur:
once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
“Each time I’m asked to tell about myself, I find myself starting the same way:...”
– Kelsey Danielle, “I Was Told to Write an About Me and This is What Happened” (via tolookbackononeday)
April 2013
bigbardafree:
foreveralone-lyguy:
I walked into the kitchen at 5:30am and saw this in the sink… this isn’t my cat
#the cats just like ”this isnt my sink”
rneerkat:
thisisnotlogansblog:
rneerkat:
rneerkat:
is there a month between april and june?
may be
you can’t answer your own jokes
“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”
fckyeahphan:
you know when this pops up and ur like shit has it been 4 hours already
